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Teacher Passes On Hilarious Report About Grandma and Grandpa at The Wreck Center

This was actually reported by a teacher.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.

One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.

They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don’t have to mow the grass anymore!

They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don’t know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don’t do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts!

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night – early birds.

Some of the people can’t get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

PRICELESS!

Remember to send this to all your “retarded grandparent” friends and give them a laugh too!

ENJOY LIFE NOW…IT HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE!

Why Is Antarctica Under Military Occupation?

A great reference for alternative info on Antarctica!

Ronmamita's Blog


Mark Passio lectures about the defects of blind obedience, aka “Order Followers”.
Who makes commands?
Who are the order followers?
Do You See The Wrong In This Obedience?
Is Blind Obedience The State Of The World Today?

[ If Blind Obedience Is The State Of The World, Then The People On Earth Are Doomed… ]

Speaking of The State of The World:
What is hidden in Antarctica?
Why would you be arrested for exploring the Antarctic Circle?
Why did so many nations sign the Antarctica Treaty and restrict your travel south?

Please note the date (15 Nov 1892) and other computational details on the patented navigational map below, the patent is literally a mechanical computer for Worldwide Navigation:
Click image to enlarge.

GLEASON'S NEW STANDARD MAP OF THE WORLD
The Antarctic Circle is Off limits!
But, WHY?

Sure, they promote Public Relations by having expensive guided tours that doesn’t allow full access to the Southern region. Rather…

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Lights so good

 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 3:20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 3:21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.

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Spiritual Impulse!

May we slow down and get TEMPLE TIME! ( Just read the beginning of that letter last night, it sure helped!)

SimpleTruth

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Isn’t it a relief when you finally get a spiritual impulse that breaks through all the madness, it’s as if suddenly out of the blue you get this spiritual impulse that comes from another dimension and it floods out all the lies. It’s not so much that it comes from another dimension, it’s more that it’s coming from Someone else and not from yourself, it’s coming from your inner man and not the outward shell of a man. If you’ve taken Jesus into your heart, then you will understand that you have what you might call an inner man and a spiritual man as opposed to yourself which is a carnal man. We as humans are extremely carnal, our whole lives are pretty much wrapped up with the earth and so most of our impulses have their roots in the material, they are either coming from the material…

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DISTRACTED by trivialities DARK WAR CLOUDS ARE PACKING OMINOUSLY.. ABOUT TO BREAK INTO WW3

Let us be awake and aware of the dangerous situation the world is in!

The Paradise Post - REAL World News From Taiwan

Do not be deceived by propaganda politics played out by the fake mainstream media. The US DEEP STATE IS PREPARING FOR SERIOUS WAR! WORLD WAR 3! It doesn’t even matter anymore whether Trump is for real or not, or if he will survive, seeing the massive military material and troop transports to Both Western and Eastern Europe, there is going to be war whether Trump likes it or not!

It is not a question of IF but of WHEN! And it is going to involve again much of the world, like last time. Death and maiming of millions of us normal humans. Economic collapse all over the world causing shortages of food, water, electricity, all around famine, and all the ensuing suffering! Why? Because I guess that is what the world seems to deserve! “You don’t always get what you want, but you get what you need!” is the truest…

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